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1.
गीली-गीली फुद्दी में लंड फिसल गया;
जरा गौर से फरमाइएगा:
गीली-गीली फुद्दी में लंड फिसल गया;
और दोनो गोटियाँ परेशान, "साला उस्ताद किधर गया"।
2.
हर शाम सुहानी नहीं होती;
हर चाहत के पीछे कहानी नहीं होती;
कुछ तो असर ज़रूर होगा मोहब्बत में;
वर्ना गोरी लड़की काले औज़ार की दीवानी नहीं होती।
3.
पति पहली रात में बीवी से बोला..
पहले हैरान करूँ या परेशान ??
पत्नी : हैरान..
पति : ये देखो 12 इंच का लंड !!
पत्नी : वाउ, अब परेशान करो..
पति : ये खड़ा नहीं होता !!
4.
पति: कार तेज चलाते हुए पत्नी से बोला: अब देखना मेरी स्पीड.
स्पीड बढ़ाते ही कार बंद हो गई।
पत्नी जोर-जोर से हसने लगी।
पति: हस क्यों रही हो?
पत्नी- "कुछ नहीं, रात वाली बात याद आ गई"।
5.
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.
6.
1 ladki ne weighing machine mein coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke main dalunga!!!
7.
A gal checked her weight - 58 Kg.
Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.
Then Jacket - 53 Kg.
Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.
Then... coins khatam...
A boy in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!
8.
It's not the people who change,
It's the mask that falls.
9.
Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.
10.
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...
11.
Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.
12.
My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.
13.
Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye.
Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha, "Tum itni chiti si chiz (thing) se saans kaise lete ho.
14.
Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.
15.
1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna
16.
Quote of the millenium:- "Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones.
17.
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.
18.
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erected hai!
19.
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.
20.
Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.
Top 20 Sexy SMS in Hindi 2019
गीली-गीली फुद्दी में लंड फिसल गया;
जरा गौर से फरमाइएगा:
गीली-गीली फुद्दी में लंड फिसल गया;
और दोनो गोटियाँ परेशान, "साला उस्ताद किधर गया"।
2.
हर शाम सुहानी नहीं होती;
हर चाहत के पीछे कहानी नहीं होती;
कुछ तो असर ज़रूर होगा मोहब्बत में;
वर्ना गोरी लड़की काले औज़ार की दीवानी नहीं होती।
3.
पति पहली रात में बीवी से बोला..
पहले हैरान करूँ या परेशान ??
पत्नी : हैरान..
पति : ये देखो 12 इंच का लंड !!
पत्नी : वाउ, अब परेशान करो..
पति : ये खड़ा नहीं होता !!
4.
पति: कार तेज चलाते हुए पत्नी से बोला: अब देखना मेरी स्पीड.
स्पीड बढ़ाते ही कार बंद हो गई।
पत्नी जोर-जोर से हसने लगी।
पति: हस क्यों रही हो?
पत्नी- "कुछ नहीं, रात वाली बात याद आ गई"।
5.
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.
6.
1 ladki ne weighing machine mein coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke main dalunga!!!
7.
A gal checked her weight - 58 Kg.
Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.
Then Jacket - 53 Kg.
Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.
Then... coins khatam...
A boy in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!
8.
It's not the people who change,
It's the mask that falls.
9.
Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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||
||
||
Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.
10.
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...
11.
Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.
12.
My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.
13.
Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye.
Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha, "Tum itni chiti si chiz (thing) se saans kaise lete ho.
14.
Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.
15.
1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna
16.
Quote of the millenium:- "Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones.
17.
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.
18.
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erected hai!
19.
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.
20.
Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.
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