Whatsapp Status in Hindi & English: 2019

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Na Chand Apna Tha Aur Na Tu Apna Tha

Best shayari in 2 lines, Sad Shayari

Na Chand Apna Tha Aur Na Tu Apna Tha,
Kaashh Dil Bhi Maan Leta Ki Sab Sapna Tha..!!

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Kon kehta hai doori se mit jati- Mohabbat Shayari

कौन कहता है के दूरी से मिट जाती है मौहब्बत,
मिलने वाले तो ख्यालों मे भी मिला करते हैं ।

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Mai apni chahaton ka hissa- Yaad Shayari

मैं अपनी चाहतों का हिस्सा जो लेने बैठ जाऊं,
तो सिर्फ मेरा याद करना भी ना लौटा सकोगे..

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Taras Ata He Mujhe – Hindi Sad Shayari, Dard Shayari Image

तरस आता है मुझे अपनी मासूम सी पलकों पर,
जब भीग कर कहती हैं कि अब रोया नहीं जाता।

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Nahi nibhane ho toh rishte mat banao

Nahi nibhane ho toh rishte mat banao,
Apne timepass ke chakkar mai koi toot jata hai.

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Muskura jaata hoon aksar gusse mein bhee

मुस्कुरा जाता हूँ अक्सर गुस्से में भी तेरा नाम सुन कर,
तेरे नाम से इतनी मोहब्बत है तो सोच तुझसे कितनी होगी…💜

Muskura jaata hoon aksar gusse mein bhee tera naam sun kar,
Tere naam se itnee mohabbat hai to soch tujhse kitnee hogee…💜

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Shayari in Hindi for Bewafa Boys and Girls

Bewafa Shayari | In this fast world, most of the people want to get quickly into a relationship and even when it comes to breaking up they don't give it a second thought. So If your heart got broke recently by someone to whom you loved more than yourself and looking for bewafa shayari and hindi whatsapp status for bewafa boys and girls, then you're at right place. Here I have posted lots of broken in Love bewafa shayarin in Hindi and english font.

Nowadays Love is nothing but a mere time pass thing, but there are still some people who believe in true love, who can wait their lover for lifetime without complaining even once and they also expect their lover to be faithful to them. But most of the true lovers got broke easily by the bewafa people. You can set these beawfa hindi shayari on your wahtsapp status and you can post them on facebook to share with your friends. You can also add them on instagram posts with images as captions. Broken Hindi Status on Sad Mood

सिर्फ एक ही बात सीखी इन हुस्न वालों से हमने
हसीन जिसकी जितनी अदा है वो उतना ही बेवफा है

Sirf Ek Hi Baat Seekhi Hai Un Husn Walo Se Humne
Haseen Jinki Jitni Ada Hai Vo Utnaa Hi Bewafa Hai

गम इस बात का नही कि तुम बेवफा निकली
मगर अफ़सोस ये है कि
वो सब लोग सच निकले

Gam Is Baat Ka Nahi Ke Tum Bewafa Nikli
Magar Afsos Ye Hai Ki
Vo Sab Log Sach Nikle

आज हमारे रिश्ते की हकीकत यही है के
तुझे मोहब्बत थी और मुझे आज भी है

Aaj Humare Rishte Hi Hakiqat Yahi Hai Ke
Tujhe Mohabbat Thi Aur Mujhe Aaj Bhi Hai

तक़दीर ने जैसे चाहा ढल गए हम
बहुत संभल के चले फिर भी फिसल गये हम
हम तो किसी को भुला न सके
फिर भी सबको लगा की बदल गए हम

Happy and Sad whatsapp status on zindagi

Taqdeer Ne Jaisa Chaha Dhal Gaye Hum
Bahut Sambhal Ke Chale Phir Bhi Fisal Gaye Hum
Hum To Kisi Ko Bhula Naa Sake
Phir Bhi Sabko Laga Ke Badal Gaye Hum

तुम भी आईने की तरह बेवफा निकले
जो सामने आया उसी के हो लिए

Tum Bhi Aine Ke Tarah Bewafa Nikle
Jo Samne Aaya Usi Ke Ho Liye

नफरतें लाख मिली पर मोहब्बत ना मिली
ज़िन्दगी बीत गयी मगर राहत ना मिली
तेरी महफ़िल में हर एक को हँसता देखा
बस एक मैं था जिसे हंसने की इजाजात ना मिली

Nafrate Lakh Mili Par Mahobbat Naa Mili
Zindagi Beet Gayi Magar Rahat Naa Mili
Teri Mehfil Me Har Ek Hansta Dekha
Bas Ek Mein Tha Jise Hansne Ki Ijazaat Naa Mili

तुम गैरों की बात करते हो
हम ने अपनों को आजमाया है
लोग कांटो से बच के चलते है
हम ने फूलों से जख्म खाया है

Tum Gairo Ki Baat Karte Ho
Humne Apno Ko Azmaaya Hai
Log Kanto Se Bach Ke Chalte Hai
Humne Phoolo Se Jhakham Khaya Hai

हमसे पूछो किसी को खोने का गम क्या होता है
हँसते हँसते रोने का दर्द क्या होता है
खुदा उसी से क्यों मिला देता है हमे
जिसके साथ किस्मत में नहीं होना होता है

Humse Pucho Kisi Ko Khone Ka Gham Kya Hota Hai
Hanste Hanste Rone Ka Dard Kya Hota Hai
Khuda Usi Se Kyon Mila Deta Hai Hume
Jiske Sath Kismat Me Nahi Hona Hota Hai

बरसो गुजर गए हमने रोकर नहीं देखा
आँखों में नींद थी मगर सो कर नहीं देखा
वो क्या जाने दर्द-ऐ-मोहब्बत क्या है
जिसने कभी किसी का होकर नहीं देखा

Barso Guzar Gaye Humne Rokar Nahi Dekha
Aankho Me Neend Thi Magar Sokar Nahi Dekha
Vo Kya Jaane Dard-E-Mohabbat Kya Hai
Jisne Kabhi Kisi Ka Hokar Nahi Dekha

किसी के वादे पर ज़िन्दगी तबाह कर बैठे
दीवानगी में ये कैसा गुनाह कर बैठे
एक चाँद की आरज़ू के लिए
अपनी हसीं रातों को फना कर बैठे

Friendship Status for heart broke people

Kisi Ke Waade Par Zindagi Tabah Kar Baithe
Deewangi Me Ye Kaisa Gunaah Kar Baithe
Ek Chand Ki Aarzoo Ke Liye
Apni Haseen Raato Ko Fana Kar Baithe

दिल के कोने से बस एक आवाज़ आती है,
हमे हर पल आपकी याद आती है
दिल पूछता है बार बार हमसे
जिन्हे हम याद करते हैं
क्या उन्हे भी हमारी याद आती है

Dil Ke Kone Se Bas Ek Awaz Aati Hai
Hume Har Pal Aapki Yaad Aati Hai
Dil Puchta Hai Baar Baar Humse
Kya Unhe Bhi Humari Yaad Aati Hai

दौलत के नशे में तूने मुझे
नज़रों से अपने दूर किया
मेरे प्यार का शीश महल तूने
पल भर में चकना चूर किया

Daulat Ke Nashe Me Tune Mujhe
Nazro Se Apni Door Kiya
Mere Pyaar Ka Seesh Mahal Tune
Pal Bhar Me Chakna Choor Kiya

गजब का प्यार था उसकी उदास आँखो में
महसूस तक ना होने दिया कि वो छोड़ने वाला है

Ghazab Ka Pyaar Tha Uski Udaas Ankhon Me
Mahsoos Tak Naa Hone Diya Ki Vo Chodne Wala Hai

So these were emotional sad beawafa lines and status messages and shayari in hindi, i hope you liked this collection and shared this page with your friends. I collected these shayaris form the comments posted on youtube on sad hindi songs. You can also post them on your favorite sad songs. Don't forget to read our other whatsapp status hindi collections and bookmark this page.

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Monday, April 22, 2019

Attitude Status for Fb in Hindi

Status for FB in Hindi - Having a attitude is the best thing, people gets attracted more by the best of attitude so why don't use Whatsapp and Facebook to show your Desi Attitude to cool people like you. After Posting Love and Life Quotes and Nawabi Status for Boys, today I have shared a collection for best fb status on attitude to share with you guys.

If you are looking for देसी स्टेटस इन हिंदी, cool attitude status for fb, style status in hindi, attitude status then your are at right place. I have made a list of fb hindi status about love and style, read the full collection and share these awesome fb status on facebook with your friends and relatives.

Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

Style Is A Reflection Of Your Attitude And Personality.

ऐटिटूड स्टेटस इन हिंदी

कुत्ते भोंकते हे अपना वजूद बनाये रखने के लिये.. और लोगो की खामोशी हमारी मौजूदगी बया करती हे ।

Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechaan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.!

boys love status

मेरा जो रुतबा कल था , वो आज भी है और कल भी रहेगा , कैलेंडर नहीं attitude है मेरा जो साल के साथ बदलता नहीं 😎😎

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.

Follow Your Heart But Don;T Be Stupid.

desi attitude status

बेटा ज्यादा उछ्लो मत …हम सब इशारे समझते है और अच्छे से औकात दिखाते है

I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.

love attitude status

Shukar MaaN Ke Maine tere se kabi ‘Mulaakat’ Nhi Ki, WarNaa Tere DiL Ko to TerE KhilaaF Krr DeTa….

When nothing goes right! Go left.

Your Silence Is The Best Response To A Fool.

Status Unavailable! Check Later!…

लव ऐटिटूड स्टेटस

Luck तो हर किसीका है यार, But हमे पाने के लिये, Good Luck चाहिये.

I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

choudhary status

A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

मेरे शहर में नहीं चलेगा तेरा ड्रामा ….. यहाँ मैं इतना famous हूँ जितना America में Obama 😎

cool attitude status for fb

I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

Log Ham se jal rahe hai…Lagta hai apne sikke bhe Is seher me chal rahe hai..

Stop Checking My Status ! Go Get A Life!

जो लड़के बड़े attitude वाली फोटो डालते हैं….. वो ही सबसे पहले पूछते हैं अंकल आपका कुत्ता काटता तो नहीं 😎 😱

boys fb status

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need Money :-)

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

ज़िन्दगी का बस इतना फ़साना है, दुश्मन को जलाना और अपने रूठे हुए मेहबूब को मनाना है

style status in hindi

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

Everything That Kills Me Makes Me Feel Alive.

cool boy status in hindi

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

अगर आसमान वाले से आपके रिश्ते मज़बूत है तो…😅😍 ज़मीन वाले आप का कुछ नही बिगाड़ सकते…😡

Mat Dekh hasina muje tu yu “Haste-Haste”Mere kamine Dosto ne dekh liya to kahenge

best status for fb in hindi

The only disability in your life is a bad attitude…

भले ही अपने ख़ास दोस्त कम है…पर जितने भी है nuclear bomb हैं,,

हिंदी फब स्टेटस

Jaha se teri badshahi khatam hoti hai waha se meri navabhi shuru hoti hai..

I Wish I Had Google In My Mind And Antivirus In My Heart.

तीन ही उसूल हैं मेरी जिन्दगी के आवेदन, निवेदन और फिर ना माने तो दे दना दन..

Dekh Bhai…! #Status मत देख!!!कुछ नहीं मिलेगा,,

desi status in hindi

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

ज़रा सी कोशिश करूँ तो मेरी उमीदों को हौंसला मिले और ज़रा सा attitude में जीऊँ तो पता नहीं दुनिया क्यों मुझसे जले 😏 😎 😏

Hath mein Ghadi tum koi bhi paheno, Par waqt hamara hai.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

status fb

तुझसे मुहब्बत है बस इसलिये तेरे झूठ भी सच मान लेते हैं !

My attitude based on how you treat me.

Tum Zindagi mein aa gye ho to ye khyal rakhna, Hum ‘Jaan’ de dete hai par ‘Jaane’ nahi dete.

ये जो तुम मुझसे बात नहीं करती , ये नफरत की निशानी है या प्यार हो जाने का डर

fb attitude status

Sher khud apni takat se Raja hota hai, Jangal mein Voting nhi hote.

You Are A Designer Of Your Own Destiny. Make It Better.

फब स्टेटस इन हिंदी

I Am Who I Am. Your Approval Is Not Needed.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

तुम होशियार हो अच्छी बात है , पर मुझे मूर्ख ना समझना , ये उससे भी अच्छी बात है 😏 😎

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

cool attitude fb status in hindi

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

bhai bhai status in hindi for fb

Save water drink beer.

ज़हासे तेरी बादशाही खत्म होंती हे, वहासे मेरी नवाबी सुरु होती हे !

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Saturday, April 20, 2019

Easter Wishes

Easter Wishes Quotes Easter, is also known as the Resurrection Sunday, is a festival and holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead. It is believed that Jesus Christ was resurrected from the dead after being killed on Good Friday. Easter and the occasions that are identified with it does not have a date in the Gregorian or Julian timetables which take after just the cycle of the sun; rather, its date is resolved on a lunar-solar schedule like the Hebrew logbook. Numerous places of worship hold exceptional administrations on Easter Sunday, which commend the Jesus Christ’s restoration after his torturous killing. Individuals, particularly kids, at that point look for them. In a few territories, Easter egg chases are a famous path for neighborhood organizations to advance themselves or may even be sorted out by churches. There are lots of Happy Easter Wishes and quotes sayings in this article that depicts this festival. Share it Easter wishes in English with your lover, friends and family member.

Happy Easter 2019 Wishes Messages Quotes

Easter Wishes

This is the promise that He hath promised us, even eternal life.

Jesus took my place on the cross to give me a place in heaven.

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.

We live and die, Christ died and lived.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

He takes men out of time and makes them feel eternity.

Visit – Easter Images 2019

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

Do not abandon yourselves to despair.We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.

Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter.

It is the hour to rend the chains,, the blossom time of souls.

Easter is the demonstration of God that Life is essentially spiritual and timeless.

Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals.

Easter says YOU can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new “life”.

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter.

He who wants Lent to seem short should contract a debt to be repaid at Easter.

For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born.

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness.

Easter Blessings Wishes

Happy Easter Wishes

May all the choicest blessings of
the world be showered upon you
and fill your life with
delight.

Happy Easter Sunday 2019

Happy Easter, share this time to reflect on life, love, family and all of your blessings. By- Enhance Dreams

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. By- Pope John Paul II

Blessed are those to whom Easter is not a hunt,
but a find; not a greeting…but a proclamation,
not an outward fashion…but inward grace; not a day,
but an eternity..

If Easter says anything to us today, it says this: You can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.
You can nail it to a cross, wrap it in winding sheets and shut it up in a tomb, but it will rise!
By- Clarence W. Hall

I think of the garden after the rain; And hope to my heart comes singing,
“At moon the cherry-blooms will be white, And the Easter bells be ringing!

The joyful news that He is risen does not change the contemporary world. Still before us lie work,
discipline, sacrifice. But the fact of Easter gives us the spiritual power to do the work, accept the
discipline, and make the sacrifice. By-Henry Knox Sherrill

Easter is a time to rejoice, be thankful, be assured that all is forgiven so life extends beyond the
soil of earth. By- Byron Pulsifer

Easter Sunday Resurrection Quotes

Easter Quotes

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matterwhat my circumstances.By- Robert Flatt

Christmas and Easter can be subjects for poetry, but Good Friday, like Auschwitz, cannot. The
reality is so horrible it is not surprising that people should have found it a stumbling block to faith. By- W.H. Auden

And he departed from our sight that we might return to our heart, and there find Him. For He departed, and behold, He is here.
By- St. Augustine

See the land, her Easter keeping,
Rises as her Maker rose.
Seeds, so long in darkness sleeping,
Burst at last from winter snows.
Earth with heaven above rejoices.
By- Charles Kingsley

Funny Easter Quotes

“Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another.”

“There are few former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford.”

“If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.”

“Seeing Jesus shirtless on the cross is a great reminder that I need to get in shape for beach season.”

“A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.”

“Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you’re a Jew.”

“They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don’t find the eggs, they get booed.” – Bob Uecker

“I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday.”

“I’m giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick’s Day.”

“Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead — and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God.” – Dennis Leary

Funny Easter Jokes For Kids

Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
Because it was a little chicken.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
You ‘nique up on him.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.

How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast.

How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.

What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
Cold.

What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
The Bunny Hop of course.

How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.

Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It’s going to take a while for me to get hard… I just got laid by a chick! =)

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Easter Wishes

Happy Easter 2019 Wishes Messages Quotes

Easter Wishes

This is the promise that He hath promised us, even eternal life.

Jesus took my place on the cross to give me a place in heaven.

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.

We live and die, Christ died and lived.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

He takes men out of time and makes them feel eternity.

Visit – Easter Images 2019

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

Do not abandon yourselves to despair.We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.

Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter.

It is the hour to rend the chains,, the blossom time of souls.

Easter is the demonstration of God that Life is essentially spiritual and timeless.

Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals.

Easter says YOU can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new “life”.

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter.

He who wants Lent to seem short should contract a debt to be repaid at Easter.

For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born.

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness.

Easter Blessings Wishes

Happy Easter Wishes

May all the choicest blessings of
the world be showered upon you
and fill your life with
delight.

Happy Easter Sunday 2019

Happy Easter, share this time to reflect on life, love, family and all of your blessings. By- Enhance Dreams

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. By- Pope John Paul II

Blessed are those to whom Easter is not a hunt,
but a find; not a greeting…but a proclamation,
not an outward fashion…but inward grace; not a day,
but an eternity..

If Easter says anything to us today, it says this: You can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.
You can nail it to a cross, wrap it in winding sheets and shut it up in a tomb, but it will rise!
By- Clarence W. Hall

I think of the garden after the rain; And hope to my heart comes singing,
“At moon the cherry-blooms will be white, And the Easter bells be ringing!

The joyful news that He is risen does not change the contemporary world. Still before us lie work,
discipline, sacrifice. But the fact of Easter gives us the spiritual power to do the work, accept the
discipline, and make the sacrifice. By-Henry Knox Sherrill

Easter is a time to rejoice, be thankful, be assured that all is forgiven so life extends beyond the
soil of earth. By- Byron Pulsifer

Easter Sunday Resurrection Quotes

Easter Quotes

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matterwhat my circumstances.By- Robert Flatt

Christmas and Easter can be subjects for poetry, but Good Friday, like Auschwitz, cannot. The
reality is so horrible it is not surprising that people should have found it a stumbling block to faith. By- W.H. Auden

And he departed from our sight that we might return to our heart, and there find Him. For He departed, and behold, He is here.
By- St. Augustine

See the land, her Easter keeping,
Rises as her Maker rose.
Seeds, so long in darkness sleeping,
Burst at last from winter snows.
Earth with heaven above rejoices.
By- Charles Kingsley

Funny Easter Quotes

“Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another.”

“There are few former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford.”

“If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.”

“Seeing Jesus shirtless on the cross is a great reminder that I need to get in shape for beach season.”

“A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.”

“Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you’re a Jew.”

“They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don’t find the eggs, they get booed.” – Bob Uecker

“I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday.”

“I’m giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick’s Day.”

“Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead — and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God.” – Dennis Leary

Funny Easter Jokes For Kids

Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
Because it was a little chicken.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
You ‘nique up on him.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.

How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast.

How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.

What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
Cold.

What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
The Bunny Hop of course.

How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.

Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It’s going to take a while for me to get hard… I just got laid by a chick! =)

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Happy Easter Sunday Easter is going to be celebrated on 21st April 2019 and people are very excited about the festival. Easter is also known as Resurrection Sunday or Pasha. The day is celebrated because on this day it was believed that Jesus got resurrected from his death and thereupon it has a very high significance. It is believed that Jesus got resurrected after 3 days of his crucifixion. Generally people of Christian religion mark this day of highest religious value but people belonging to other religions as well mark this day religiously as well. On this auspicious occasion, people often do get together in their house and also other activities which include brunches and painting eggs. Children go out for egg hunts. In this event, eggs are painted and are hidden at random places for the children to find them. There are Easter quotes which are great to read on the auspicious evening of summer. Get 30 most beautiful Happy Easter day images with quotes and wishes messages. You can also these happy Easter images with your friends, family and kids.

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